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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Malaysians Blogosphere Quake 12 Rabiul'Awwal 1432H

Kesah pertama:
Dalam satu kelas di bumi California, Los Angeles
Murid murid: siapakah Hero kamu?
Adam: Spiderman cikgu
Noah: Super Man teacher
Abraham: Bat Man!!! confirm
Jonah: Ben 10
Christ: Mark Zuckerberg
Ahmad: Muhammad sir.. i'm perfectly sure dats.. boleh cop jari..
Semua budak budak tabika kanak kanak ribena gelak ramai ramai... hah hah..
De Casallate Impian in Kuala Lumpur
kesah kedua:
Soho Kuala Lumpur
Pada malam Valentine's Day

"Wei aku rasa nk lepak ngan ko je time ni.. borink siott.. tau td ajak ko g karok.. aku stress..

"Sorry le my dear, Comot tau le suare Comot sedap tapi Comot keje malam ini... no valentine for me... lagipun saya tak sambut"

Situasi di atas mungkin pernah berlaku pada diri anda..

Dilema Valentine dengan Hero Pujaan...
Kita tinggalkan St Valentine itu di pusaranya... kita ke Madinah meninjau sejarah riwayat hidup hero yang telah membuat kebangkitan pada masa kegelapan..
tahukah anda~
M.u.h.a.m.m.a.d 
pada Nabi itu terdapat contoh yang baik untuk diikuti
Adalah Pencetus Revolusi Kemajuan Dunia Akhirat
Muhammad adalah the most famous name in the whole World
baginda tidak sombong 
bahkan 
baginda adalah Nabi berjiwa Umat 
baginda menolak untuk hidup sehingga hari kiamat pada malam Isra' Mi'raj
Saat Menjelang Sakaratul Maut mulutnya tidak henti henti menyebut Ummatii.. Ummatti... (Umatku.. Umatku..)
Muhammad
myMessenger myHero
credit goes to STYLEISLAM... Ikhwankaizen Carl® Heart You 
Kita tinggalkan kesah lalu Fitnah Terbesar Konspirasi 11 September
Kita Tinggalkan kesah lalu Cerita Yang Orang Tidak Tahu Di Sebalik 26 Disember
Kita Tinggalkan Kesah Lalu Serangan Awal Muharram 1430H
Kita tinggalkan kesah lalu Muhammad Drawing's Day 
Kita tinggalkan kesah lalu kesah Qur'an Burning's Day
Kita Tinggalkan kesah lalu Serangan Ke Atas Konvoi Kemanusiaan Gaza
Kita tinggalkan konfrontasi negara jiran Sweep Away Malaysians Out of our land Yang Akhirnya Akur Dengan Piala Suzuki
Kita tinggalkan revolusi Tunisia dan Mesir
Itu bukan cara kita
Kebangkitan Umat Akhir Zaman di Penghujung Dunia??? Jika anda Melihat kesah Narnia dan Rapunzel.. nescaya anda mengetahui maksud tersirat saya.. Yang Pasti Hari Kemerdekaan Malaysia tahun Ini Jatuh bertepatan dengan Hari Raya Aidilfitri yang bakal disambut umat Islam seluruh dunia.. tahun 2010 menyaksikan betapa sukarnya untuk seorang Muslim untuk menyatakan kesetiaan pada negara berdaulat Amerika Syarikat kerana 11 September jatuh pada Hari Raya... 11 November 2011 pula jatuh pada Hari Jumaat.. tahun lepas kebanyakkan perayaan besar jatuh pada Jumaat.. apakah Petanda yang Maha Pencipta mahu tunjuk pada Umat Manusia... fikir fikirlah wahai saudara saudari... Eurm, Saya sendiri ada membuat kajian popularity kebangkitan pengguna dunia maya secara random... US.. Europe and you guess what mostly Asia from Malaysia..  no wonderlah dalam online survey kata Malaysians is the most popular in the social networking.. dan Google pun dah bercadang untuk membuka cawangan operasinya di sini... Satu kelebihan yang Allah beri untuk bumi Malaysia ini adalah kepelbagaian bangsa, bahasa, dan agama.... kesederhanaan..
"bagiku agama-Ku dan bagimu agama-Mu"
                                        12 Rabiul'Awwal ni 

Marilah kita sama sama membuat resolusi dan revolusi Cintakan Allah Sayangi Rasul Kerana Allah dan Rasul sahaja yang akan menolong kita di Akhirat nanti... bukan fans kita kat fb... bukan orang yang selalu tweet tweet kita... bukan juga follower blog kita dan bukan jugak nuffnang yang bagi kita juta juta dengan ko kelik aku.. aku kelik engkau.... tapi dengan berselawat ke atas Nabi Muhammad S.A.W... Nabi Penutup dari Dunia ini 

Mungkin Allah sengaja menjadikan Hari Maulidurrasul side by side dengan Valentine's Day!! 

the mysterious way of Allah's work happen to me in the morning of Muhammad's birthday
Pagi tadi aku balik dari oncall malam singgah di Medan Selera membeli makan for breakfast... Kosmo dan The Star... tetiba ada seorang Pak Cik menjual CD : CD agama..... dalam hati aku :sorry Uncle.. i'm not interested!!! tapi aku tergerak untuk melihat apa yang dia ada.. so Allah berjaya gerakkan hati aku untuk membeli apa yang Pak Cik itu ada, aku beli 3 CD- CD Beloved Mesut Kurtis
Mesut Kurtis and boy n gurl choir team in Bosnia Sarajevo : credit goes to Mesut Kurtis fb fan page.. thanks a bunch... 
(i love 'convey me' and not stop to sing along 3 times... wahlawey... fasih gak aku bahasa Arab niii.. maen bantai jer.. best another one cambest every breath is blessing)  This CD also featuring Maher Zain- Insha Allah in Malay Version.. the first Malay Insha Allah i listened to.. besh besh.. CD Rabbani 1418-1428H (memories of Ust Asri may his soul blessed in peace.. ameen) ... CD Riwayat Bidaidari Syurga karya istimewa Munif Ahmad (Ya Allah, layakkah aku untuk mendapatkan cinta setulus bidaidari.... )   
As syakirin Mosque KLCC Friday Prayer Dekat Di Hati.. Syukur kepada sesiapa yang bina Masjid ni
Ya Allah betapa diri ini selalu melupai- Mu.. apakah masih ada ruang buat diriku yang penuh debu dan iman senipis kulit bawang dan buih di lautan...  aku suggestkan korang dapatkan 3CD ini memang betul betul buat aku tergerak hati.. lagu lagu dia agak catchy... ada sentuhan musik (remix) tersentuh kene dengan jiwa anak muda yang selalu memberontak macam aku!! jadikan ia sebagai koleksi waajib selain lagu lagu omputeh, spanyol dan global songs  yang banyak.. dalam hp, ipad, ipod & internal hard disk anda.. Oh'Allah please show us the way!!!!! 
Dulu i used to listen Nasyid.fm online radio during Ramadhan 2009... no longer now...  Dulu aku gembira lompat lompat sakan biler karya aku masuk dalam IKIM.fm masa 2001.. tajuknya Anak Dagang (the foreigner) tetapi sekarang aku aim untuk buat recording album aku sendiri Mista DJ Carl... Dulu malam Jumaat, bacaan Yaasin selalu ada.. kini hanya gelak hilai di panggung wayang dan pusat karaoke.. aku perlu berubah. Aku teringat kata kata Yusuf Islam 'jika aku menemui Umat Islam sebelum aku menemui Islam' nescaya aku tidak akan masuk Islam.. jadi from now on... i wish to:-

picture of Petronas Twin Tower Malaysia (11)
first:- untuk jaga solat wajib
second:- baca Qur'an dan translation sekali.. jelmakan dalam kehidupan harian..
third:- be satisfied with what i haved.. show my gratitude to My Creator... thanks a bunch.. i heart you.. Mekaseh yer Ya Allah... sayang Allah sangat sangat!!! takmau lepas lagi..
memori tidak boleh dibeli di kedai 7 E... tak ajak aku pegi bowling tournament hari ni pun aku tak kesah 
Ikhwankaizen Carl®'s thoughts in voiceover: Really Juice
Ini adalah Siri Peringatan Buat Diriku Yang Selalu Lupa.. Untuk Manfaat Kita Bersama.Hujan renyai renyai di luar sana !!! Alhamdulillah~


TRULY
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Sunday, February 13, 2011

Valentine packages for Budak Melayu 70% Discount

Hi Guys,
Here we go again... tomorrow is Valentine Day.. i just can't sleep last night... a kind of insomaniac?? knowing that things are'nt right.. it's in the papers, it's on the tv, it's on air on the radio, it's in the Malls and every metre where i go.


VALENTINE DAY

Eurm i just mesmorize about being warded from February 01st till 12th last year... due to dengue fever... and February 14th is my last MC for dats long holiday i have... huh... so.... 
Let enjoy this song----> kalau berpacaran..
Sohaimi Mior Hassan (SMH)
Ana Rafali (AR)
Altimet (jadik Setan.. hehe jangan marah ye Altimet!!)
Credit to them coz make this wonderful song.. Keep it up!! i just googled the lyrics and jot it down on the wall.. so enjoy!!!

SMH
Kalau berpacaran
Memang banyak pantang larang
Menjaga susila
Ibu bapa adik abang


Apabila berdua
Carilah tempat yang terang
Agar tidak pula
Mencuba aksi terlarang

chorus (SMH & AR)

Boleh pandang pandang
Jangan pegang pegang
Duduk renggang renggang
Bertambah sayang
Biar malu malu
Biar segan segan
Kerna malu itu
Perisai orang beriman

AR
Kalau berpacaran
Jangan tunggu lama lama
Kalau dah berkenan
Jumpalah ayah dan mama
Hantarkan rombongan
Meminang dengan segera
Kalau terlambat kasihmu disambar buaya

repeat chorus

Altimet
Yeah
Kita sambung cerita
Kalau kamu berdua
Aku yang ketiga
Aku penambah perasa
Akulah pendarab nafsu serakah
Hai Teruna bikin perangai selamba
Hati si dara kata tak apa
Berani buat terima padah
Kalau tak sedia
Ucap syahadah
repeat chorus2x
Ok guys.. thanks for your stay here.. actually last night i went to Bukit Bintang to celebrate my housemate's belated birthday and there was a live band there.. they sung this song... very awesome and sound haven..i do capture the picture and record the video.. unluckly i accidently erased dats... what a waste!! so sorry guys.. 

Hold It Against Me Britney Spears stuck in my head!!! somebody please helpme... i just can't keep myself from sing and whistle dats song.. it's had been  3 weeks now... it's a syndrome.. Hold It Against Me TRO (to rule out)... fuh!! i just can't stand on this part

Ikhwankaizen Carl®'s thoughts in voiceover: Really Juice


it's up to you now! power in your hand... lastly i just wanna share this fb status on my Angah's wall with you guys.. Angah is my flesh n blood brother of inspiration.. his birthday 070707 is the genesis of this Weblog:-
Jika m'reka sbuk m'cri cinta,

biar kte sbuk m'cri iman,
Jika m'reka s'buk m'cri p'sngan,
biar kte s'buk m'cri k'rdhaan,
Jika m'reka m'ngis krn kcwe brcinta,
biar kte m'nagis krn m'ngenag dosa2 smalm...huh


Your Virtual Friend
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Ikhwancalifornia OffSide on FB

Hi Guys,




Here we go again, finally i have decided to relaunch Ikhwancalifornia fan page on FB.. It will be renamed as Ikhwancalifornia OffSide. It was a brand new fan page for me to share with you guys on fb and the same goes to you guys... sharing something with all fans here...  We're all friends... nothing differentiate us from another... the only thing that made it... is the way we look unto this life.. dress smart and live smart... let us pray for the better tomorrow for all of us.. ameen..
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i launched Ikhwancalifornia fanpage on March 23rd 2010 and today February  13th 2011 i relaunched Ikhwancalifornia OffSide fanpage and already upgraded it as all pages on fb will appear in the new layout beginning March 2011... rumours that fb will be closed in the mid March 2011 on twitter is a fake... FB and google already bought Twitter.. so March 2011 is actually the new beginning and totally not an end of the world!! so feel free to log in to your fb account.. search for Ikhwancalifornia OffSide, simply with your barely pointed finger  click and be a fan.. i mostly appreciate it... you're my source of inspiration

Ikhwankaizen Carl®'s thoughts in voiceover:Really Juice
this weblog is in the process to retrieve previous posts on Bintang Prius (33 posts 01/01/11 till 31/01/11), sorry for any inconvenience occured



TRULY
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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Hepi Besday & Happy Anniversary Eja Hamzah

Hi Guys,

Here we go again, I met Eja Hamzah my cousin in hometown during CNY... she coming back too for holidays. Missed her hubby as what she told me LOL coz her hubby worked in Kelantan as UiTM lecturer. So i just thought she might really need a good time together as her birthday and their anniversary are coming closer. This beautiful gurl was born to the world on  February 09th...

HAPPY BELATED BESDAY.. 
EJA HAMZAH YOU'RE RAWKS

Their anniversary will be on this February 14th 2011 as they married exactly on dats day last year and guess what Alhamdulillah she's got a baby inside her womb
 Joyful on the face, err i'm not in the pic :-(

Finally Eja Hamzah and Faiz Iskandah married and they're Happily Ever After.... Happy Anniversary for both of you guys... Love dats ;-)

Words begin with A B C.. Numbers begin with 1 2 3 Musics begin with Do Re Mi.. But Love begin with U (Eja Hamzah) and me (Faiz Iskandah) Ikhwankaizen Carl

Last but not least, i wanna give this cake to you
Whoa!!! take a look on dats.. this is not the cake that i means... hehe.. take it easy on me.. it's was the cake that my clique bought for her son.. Amirn's birthday yesterday... from another clique... Kak Wan, she's really expert in making cake, confetti cupcake and et cetera..


Ikhwankaizen Carl®'s thoughts in voiceover:Really Juice
I just recalled my memories on their wedding, Oh i still on the MC as i was discharged from 12 days dengue fever... i being grounded warded for dats... still pening lite lite pada ketika itu... haha


TRULY
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WTF 2011 $@&*%

Hi Guys,

Here we go again, this time post is not about the plate number of any vehicles in Wilayah Persekutuan, so if dats plate belongs to you... sorry i got nothing to do with dats... 
WTF (i think you know what's that really mean) while 2011 is another trumble that i had to face..
middle finger to you bitch with both of my barely hand
So here goes the story.. 
I'm so pissed off with someone today...in morning mass... should i continue to respect her or remains hypocrite in front of her. She ruined my half day...
why half?
coz today is Friday and i got strength from above... thanks Allah... love u so damn much!!! muah muah!!!
the magnificient Al Syakirin Mosque KLCC, excellente dekat di hati
and guess what, i gave my tomorrow oncall to anyone else as i'm shivering and got a fever coz of hers... sooooo wasteless!!!

from this onwards... i'm will no longer taking serius on her... always make me getting sick.. i'll keep smiling for the world
try to be happy for the world.. huh.. got pimples on face.. my housemate said it was chicken pox.. huh.. lawak
Ikhwankaizen Carl®'s thoughts in voiceover:Really Juice
Don't try to mess with me, if not i'll try to craft yours here as what Taylor Swift do to her ex.. embedded in songs.. be afraid... be really afraid.. small boy is watching you!! beware of chihuahua dog lion heart

TRULY
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